The Case of the Missing Hummus

So glad to see I’m not the only one that had never tasted dessert hummus before yesterday! Let me know if you guys try it and what you think! I’ve been thinking of creating a pumpkin pie flavor because, let’s face it, when my mind thinks sweet treats, one of the first things I go to is my beloved pumpkin!

I hope you all had a good Friday! My day was ok, but I have been terribly depressed since late this afternoon. You see…somebody ate all my snicker-doodle hummus! Please allow me to submit the following as evidence:

We all remember how the shenanigans started last night…

Well, it seems like Teddy hadn’t gotten his “fill” and continued with his scheming this morning.

Don’t think you’re fooling anybody with that adorable graham-crackery smile, Teddy! I know you’re behind this!

From my notes, I can theorize that this is a HEAB-sized bowl of oats (1 cup oats cooked in 2 cups of water) with cinnamon, 1/2 a banana sliced thin, snicker-doodle hummus, and raisins…oh yeah, and Teddy. Absolutely delicious…but, um, I wouldn’t know that since I have no idea who ate that bowl of warm and creamy oats topped with cinnamon-and-maple-spiked goodness…I just imagine they’d taste really good! πŸ˜‰

My deductions conclude that this was probably an afternoon snack (due to the lighting from the western sun) of whole wheat toast, snicker-doodle hummus, and banana slices.

Annnnnd, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the most substantial piece of evidence:

Practically LICKED clean!
Why God, Why?!
What crazy-minded person would do such a thing?!

………

TEDDY!

Don’t worry, he got what was coming to him!

Forget the court system, I turned vigilante!

 

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30 Responses to The Case of the Missing Hummus

  1. “due to the lighting from the western sun”

    You. Crack. Me. Uppppppppp! πŸ˜‰ Most delicious eats!

  2. Haha, Teddy must have great taste because the hummus looked irresistible!

  3. Hahaha, you are so funny! I hope Teddy enjoyed his hummus. I bet it was a good last meal before you exacted your revenge πŸ™‚

  4. That was perfect! I love your Mysterious Case! Hehe, super cute! It totally made my day. Thanks!!!

  5. Cute post..I HAVE to try dessert hummus!

  6. ahahah how dare TEDDY!!

  7. Sβ˜€S says:

    This just MADE my morning. Girl you are hilarious!!!!
    (And that toast looks to die for. So do the oats. MM)

  8. Haha! πŸ™‚ Teddy Bear crackers are some of harshest criminals in the world.

  9. Janine Powers says:

    You are too funny!!!

  10. Lisa says:

    Dessert hummus? What am I missing! I need to go check that out!

  11. Jenny says:

    Poor teddy!! 😦 But then again I would have done the same! Yummy oats!

  12. Little Bookworm says:

    Thanks for all the comments on my blog! πŸ™‚ That bowl of porridge sounds really interesting! I have never heard of dessert hummus (as you mentioned in yesterday’s post).

  13. this post just made my day. In case you were wondering. πŸ™‚

    I’d be happy to help either in the law enforcement or the crime-committing part of this scheme, though πŸ˜‰

  14. Love the post! I too have to find the culprit that eats my nut butters up so quickly…hmmmm wonder if your teddy had been at my house?

  15. Ma Ma Megan says:

    Hahah, your too funny!
    Poor teddy! 😦 (I’m sure he tasted delicious though) πŸ˜‰

  16. OMG TOO FUNNY! Poor little fellah didn’t stand a chance! =)

    So Heather dahling! We have mucho catching up to do!

    1. kabocha really did smell like a cuke when I cut it! and then after a day in the fridge it adopted a pumpkin smell. anywho – love the veggie! it does taste almost 98% like butternut though! just less sweet. which is a-ok in my book!

    2. Smoke anything makes me want to faint and gag. I’m so sorry! I know smoked paprika is baller b/c I used to LOVE it! so weird. I hope I grow out of this!

    3. I always look forward to your comments! =) they really make my day! love it

    Now stay away from those poor defenseless bears!!! =) haha

    3.

    • Aww, I always look forward to your comments too! You always make me laugh! Btw, I totally sliced up one of my kabochas minutes after posting that comment and your right, they DO kind of smell like cucumbers…kind of! haha! Do you frequently give new foods the “sniff test” before trying them or was this a new thing? πŸ˜‰

  17. Gill (snaxandthecity) says:

    loved this post! poor teddy πŸ™‚

  18. i know this post was awhile back but i couldn’t help but comment when i found it. i love your humor and i LOVE how you are child-like in spirit like me… i love playing with my food and especially when the food is animal and people shaped…or simply put- are teddy’s!! ❀ SO ADORABLE πŸ™‚

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